This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
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Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is overrun with messages for miracle cures. How do I block all this garbage? It's driving me insane.
- I just want get a real email for once.
- Maybe someday this will go away.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm stuck with deleting spam all day long.
Junk Mail: The Virtual Filth Bombarding Me
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
I'm So Sick Of Your Fucking Spam Emails
Seriously, way too much is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your pointless offers for things I don't even need. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a closed door. At this point, I'm just mad as hell.
- This has gone too far.
- Learn some respect for people's time.
- Consider this my final warning.
End This Damn Spam You Jerks
Listen up, you bunch of idiots. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm tired with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless click here junk, but you're just a nothing. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Get ready for the consequences.
- Leave me alone
- Just stop it
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your unwanted emails are clogging up inboxes and upsetting people. We've had enough of your crap. This is your last chance to shape up. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? Don't test us.
Drop Dead With Your Spammy Emails
You believe you're so clever, sending out your junk to every irrelevant person you can find. But guess what, moron? I give a damn for your lies. Get a real job or find a hobby already.
- Drop Dead With Your Stupid Messages
- I don't care
- Get a real job or go outside already.